Good Art
25/04/09 20:25
My legs are sooooooooo pessus that I like to show them off.
My public is very happy about this. They cheer and applaud and say “Oh, Mr. Mowsie, how happy we are to see your pretty leggies!!”
Really. They do.
So to please my public, I often dress up specially to showcase my Swell Stems. My ... Pretty Pegs. My Great Gams!!!!
LOL.
I commissioned some art to show you my legs. DP is NOT allowed to draw my legs any more. Her mommy did these pictures and they’re Very Good. She can be my official artist. NO PILLOWS ALLOWED IN THE ART STUDIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pillows are crummy artists. I’m just saying.
Here’s me in my Louis XIV duds. This look is a favourite among the French Ladies!!!!
Sometimes I put on my best clubbing clothes, including hair extensions and sky-high heels, which are really good for putting those little holes in Swiss cheese. I go downtown and prance around and everybody loves to see me. Sometimes they get up really fast from their desks and squeal all loudly and babbly and do a little happy dance kind of thing and their co-workers come in and see what all the hubbub is about and they all point and go googly-eyed and say look, look, a little mowsie - in high heels and hair extensions and a little black dress. Isn’t that just the sweetest thing you’ve ever seen. And oh my what pretty legs!!!! At least I think that’s what they’re saying. It’s hard to get it exactly because they’re all talking at once and in those weird high voices they get when they’re over-excited. I have that effect on people. I’m a sensation for sure.
This picture is from that time when I shaved my legs, on DP’s suggestion. It itched like a b****. (Sorry for the potty mouth, but it did!! For weeks afterwards, too. Thanks a lot PILLOW!!!!) I didn’t try that again!!! My little mowslie leggies are purely Au Naturel now !!!!! And that’s best because they’re perfect in every way!!! LMAO.
That is all.
My public is very happy about this. They cheer and applaud and say “Oh, Mr. Mowsie, how happy we are to see your pretty leggies!!”
Really. They do.
So to please my public, I often dress up specially to showcase my Swell Stems. My ... Pretty Pegs. My Great Gams!!!!
LOL.
I commissioned some art to show you my legs. DP is NOT allowed to draw my legs any more. Her mommy did these pictures and they’re Very Good. She can be my official artist. NO PILLOWS ALLOWED IN THE ART STUDIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pillows are crummy artists. I’m just saying.
Here’s me in my Louis XIV duds. This look is a favourite among the French Ladies!!!!
Sometimes I put on my best clubbing clothes, including hair extensions and sky-high heels, which are really good for putting those little holes in Swiss cheese. I go downtown and prance around and everybody loves to see me. Sometimes they get up really fast from their desks and squeal all loudly and babbly and do a little happy dance kind of thing and their co-workers come in and see what all the hubbub is about and they all point and go googly-eyed and say look, look, a little mowsie - in high heels and hair extensions and a little black dress. Isn’t that just the sweetest thing you’ve ever seen. And oh my what pretty legs!!!! At least I think that’s what they’re saying. It’s hard to get it exactly because they’re all talking at once and in those weird high voices they get when they’re over-excited. I have that effect on people. I’m a sensation for sure.
This picture is from that time when I shaved my legs, on DP’s suggestion. It itched like a b****. (Sorry for the potty mouth, but it did!! For weeks afterwards, too. Thanks a lot PILLOW!!!!) I didn’t try that again!!! My little mowslie leggies are purely Au Naturel now !!!!! And that’s best because they’re perfect in every way!!! LMAO.
That is all.
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Bad Art
23/04/09 21:14
Some “artists” think they’re all smarty-pants. I asked for a pretty-legs mowse, and DP drew this:
I will admit that the skull is kind of cool. BUT -- I take exception to the liberties she took in portraying my legs. My little leggies are not, I repeat NOT, hairy, but covered with downy-soft mouslie fur. They are most precious.
DP claims that her work is Picasso-esque in its abstraction. It is if you take into account how good she made her own portrait look. She is much scummier and grumpier looking than this in reality.
That is all. In future, I will commission my illustrations from more competent artists.
Signed - Creep Mouse. Esq. Ticked off.
(LOL. I’m being all terse and professhunel. Are you scared Pillow!!?? Bwahahahah!!)
Ode
20/04/09 20:45
Ode to My Pretty Pessus Mowsie Legs
Mowsie legs are a bee-yoo-tee-ful thing,
They make French Ladies want to sing.
About my mowsie legs.
“Ooh la la!!
Il est si mignon le petit souris!!!
Quelle jambes jolies!!!
Si precieux; si gentil,
Nous aimons le petit souris!!!”
Poets write ballads,
Troubadors sing ditties,
Monkies and Doggies
And fuzzy little Kitties,
All admire the Mowsie’s perfect-in-every-way legs.
Pillows do not but that’s because they’re not very bright.
Monkeys are brighter than pillows.
That is my poem of today.
HAAHAHA LOL.
HEY - I got 400-600-800 million kajillion goals yesterday!!!! My legs are really really fast, too. I need another verse to my poem!!! I’m Greeat!!!
HEY! I need a picture to illustrate my legs!!!
AND I need another verse about tea! And how I bathe in the finest teas to make my legs all silky and shiny in their pessus furriness. And then there’s the dainty little pink feet at the end.
I need an ode to my pessus little feets.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll write about that.
OR - I could write an ode to Pillow’s bad breath!!! LOL LMAO HAHAHA
O..O
>v<
-___)___
Mowsie legs are a bee-yoo-tee-ful thing,
They make French Ladies want to sing.
About my mowsie legs.
“Ooh la la!!
Il est si mignon le petit souris!!!
Quelle jambes jolies!!!
Si precieux; si gentil,
Nous aimons le petit souris!!!”
Poets write ballads,
Troubadors sing ditties,
Monkies and Doggies
And fuzzy little Kitties,
All admire the Mowsie’s perfect-in-every-way legs.
Pillows do not but that’s because they’re not very bright.
Monkeys are brighter than pillows.
That is my poem of today.
HAAHAHA LOL.
HEY - I got 400-600-800 million kajillion goals yesterday!!!! My legs are really really fast, too. I need another verse to my poem!!! I’m Greeat!!!
HEY! I need a picture to illustrate my legs!!!
AND I need another verse about tea! And how I bathe in the finest teas to make my legs all silky and shiny in their pessus furriness. And then there’s the dainty little pink feet at the end.
I need an ode to my pessus little feets.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll write about that.
OR - I could write an ode to Pillow’s bad breath!!! LOL LMAO HAHAHA
O..O
>v<
-___)___